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Some people call me the Space Cowboy.

Yada-Yada-Yada.

I enjoy funerals.

Well it's less morbid than planning my own.
I won't even be there to enjoy it.

Joker- Steve Miller Band

I don't much care what song will be played at my funeral, but I like to plan other peoples. >.>

Anyway, there's loads.

Stand By Me- Ben E King
Hallelujah- Jeff Buckley or Rufus Wainwright...

Usurp.

Yup.

Then someone else would reply instead.
What if I usurp Howzat's position as moderator?

I'm a realist.

It's dead.

DEAD.

Too late, forum's dead.

Once you've got completely trashed and mortifyingly embarassed youself once, you've done it a thousand times.
Frisbee never gets old.
>.>

It's over 8000.

I don't say anything at all.

Oh dear Oh dear.

They'ed throw corrosive paint in your nan's face. Then break her hip. If she's already dead, they'd digg her up and not give you the body back.
It's happened before. Tru fax.

What if the Lizard...

You have over 3000 posts.

Not really, but you and Howzat are the only regular posters.

Thexy is the new sexy.

Deadly serious.

Well if you go around wrestling and manhandling large, dangerous animals, Mother Nature is going to be annoyed.

Pretty ironic, yes?

Exactly.
Which is why Troutfaces fails.

Maybe it's just her character that annoys me.
So whiney.

I don't like her because of her looks. She's just so much more interesting and funny than trout-lips.

Also, a better actress.

I'd run away with him and live with him in Beautiful-model land as one of his decidedly less attractive friends.



Meh. He's alright.


I'd probably treat him the same.

Donna>Rose.

Fuck Rose.